The DragonSlayers in their Spare Time
Chapter Three
By SouloftheSword
(The story of Jen and Dilandu continues)
Gomen nosai I took so long to finish this chapter, I hope you enjoy it. If you would like to know why it took so long then e-mail me.

Author: before we go back to Jen and Dilandu, Let's see what's going on in Gaea, m'kay. Good.

Migel: So how are we gonna get to Fanelia cause I'm out of ideas.

Guimel: (thinks) don't surprise me there's nothing in there anyway.

Dalet: I don't think Folken would mind if we stole some guymelfs.

Chesta: Yeah, right now he's Dancing like Christopher Walken in that Fatboy Slim video.

Author: If you can envision this in your mind, then you have one hellua of an imagination.

Migel: You mean "Weapon of Choice" I love that video.

Guimel: (walks over and smacks him) Shut up. Help us think damnit.

Migel: owwwwwwww. You didn't have to hit me. Why can't we all just get along

Other Slayers: (fall over anime style)

Dalet: It's no time to be a pacifist, we have to get Dilandu back to Gaea.

Chesta: Well let's go take the guymelfs, there's no time to waste.

Migel: but stealing is wrong.

Guimel: Since when do you have morals.

Migel: (shrugs)

Guimel: We aren't stealing, the guymelfs belong to us remember.

Migel: (takes awhile to process) Oh yeah. Forgot about that.

Other Slayers: (fall over again)

Migel: Before we go I'm gonna go tell Folken we're leaving, ok.

Guimel: (smacks him) Don't be baka. The whole idea is leave without him knowing.

Migel: Oh ok, so should I leave a note then.

Chesta: (smacks him) No Folken doesn't have to know anything, ok, understand or do you want me to hit you again.

Migel: Yeah I understand.

Dalet: (runs to the hanger) Come on guys let's go.

Other Slayers: hai. (all follow Dalet)

(now to Folken's party)

Author: No way, he is dancing like Christopher Walken, scariness.

Folken: Hey who said that?

Author: I did, and I can make you do what ever the hell I want because I have the power of the fanfic writer.

Folken: No you can't

Author: Try me. (makes Folken do the macarena)

Folken: hey macarena. (starts shaking his rear)

Author: (shudders) Ok that's enough.

Folken: (stops) ummmmÖÖ..I don't wanna mess with you no more

Author: good. I'll be back later. ::dematerializes::

Folken: (goes back to dancing like Christopher Walken) Who was that guy? (ok raize your hand if you though that was scary. Ok everyone's hand who was not raised shall receive a visit from Dilandu the pyro, m'kayÖÖÖ.just kidding, but if you believe Dilandu will do something, then watch too much Escaflowne and should consult a psychologist ASAP.)

Dragonslayers: (hop into their guymelfs and lauch from the Vionne)

Migel: So where's Fanelia.

Guimel: Check the map damnit.

Migel: Oh, Let's see (eyes the map) I don't see it.

Dalet: forget it I'll check mine. (checks his map) Ok its about 200 miles to the north

Guimel: Ok Let's go.

All Slayers: (fly off towards Fanelia)

Author: Now for the part most of you are waiting for, what happens to Dilandu, hmmmmmmmmm. Should I listen to the reader's pleas or should I disapoint them or should I do something unexpected. So many possibilities so little time, well not really depends on how you look at things. Well if you want to find, I know you do, then keep on reading.

Jen: (hits the brakes) You what?

Dilandu: I-uh-I started the fire.

Jen: Why? How?

Dilandu: I guess I should have told you this earlier, I'm a pyromaniac.

Jen: (shocked)

Dilandu: You still love meÖÖ.. don't you?

Author: (shocked) I didn't think he'd ever say that. And don't ask me how I can be shocked.

Jen: (still shocked and holding up traffic)

Dilandu: (pats her on the shoulder) It's ok, don't worry about it, I won't do it again. I promise.

Author. O.o, o.O

Jen: (finally speaks) ummmmmÖÖ..Let's go home first and then we'll talk about it.

(Dilandu and Jen drive home without saying a word)

Author: Sorry gonna have to keep the suspense up. Hey don't give me that look, yeah I know you're mad, but you know how it is and if you don't nevermind. Now let's see how Van's doing.

Van: (sits in a tree and thinks) Hitomi, a name I will always remember, as well as the person it belongs to. How I came to the Mystic moon, I will never know, but I met her there. I wish I could go there again to hear her voice, see her face, feel her soothing touch, but this can't happen or can it. Is she gone for good? If so my life will be nothing, I will have nothing to live for, except the re-building of Fanelia, but it won't be worth anything if she is not by my side. Merle always tells me to forget her, but I can't, I see her in my dreams, in the sky, and on the water's reflection. I awake every morning thinking to hear her voice or see her, but my hopes are crushed after I realize she's back on the Mystic moon. So all I do now is fight Dilandu, or Serena, (hehehehehe). It's somewhat strange that he's a girl, and Allen's sister at that. I try to find a way to see her again, but nothing works. I live my days in sorrow. Hopefully before I die, I will get to hear her voice, she her face, and feel her touch. Hitomi, the girl from the Mystic Moon.

Author: Well there's a record, the longest thing said or thought by a single character at one time, well at least for my fics. And if you're wondering if I wrote the long thing above, well I did. I can write for almost any genre, even romance, so don't go think I stole this because nope nope I didn't do that. This delightful little ponderment was thought of and writen by me, so see Vitani I do have a heart.

Merle: (interupts Van's deap thought about Hitmoi)

VAN-SAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU!?!?!???!??? (runs over to the tree and looks up) Van sama.

Van: (lost in thought)

Merle: (picks up a rock and throw it at Van) GET DOWN HERE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

Van: (gets hit, loses his balance, and falls from the tree onto the foolish cat-girl)

Merle: Get off me VanÖÖ.wait nevermind.

Van: arigato Merle for breaking my fall. (gets up)

Merle: kuso.

Author: Don't anyone dare say they wanted something to happen because forget about it, maybe Van and Hitomi or Dilandu and Jen, but not Van and Merle. *shudders at the thought*

Van: So what did you want Merle?

Merle: (gets up and dusts off the funny thing she always wears) I just wanted to make sure you were ok because you've been acting somewhat strange latelyÖÖoh and I was also wondering what were you thinking about because you didn't answer me the first time, you were completely oblivious. So what or who were you thinking about.

Van: UmmmmmÖÖÖÖI was thinking about-about Hitomi.

Merle: (>_<) (picks up another rock and throws it at him) I thought I told you to forget her!!!!!!!

Van: (gets hit by the rock and is knocked unconcious)

Merle: (runs over to him) Van-sama what have I done!!!! (starts crying)

Author: Well back to Jen and Dilandu.

(Jen and Dilandu arrive home and enter the house with out speaking)

Jen: (checks the her answering machine)

Dilandu: (sits down)

Ans. Machine: You have 10 new messages. First message.

Yukari: Hi Jen so when is Dilandu taking me to that movie.

Jen: (deletes it)

Author: I'm sure you can see what's going on, so I'm going to F.F a little.

Author: elttil a F.F ot ginogÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ

Author: (stops) Oh I re-winded. Gomen nosai. (fast forwards this time)

Jen: The nerve of Yukari, I can't believe her.

Dilandu: (just sits there)

Jen: (losing it)

Dilandu: (gets out of his chair walks up to Jen and smacks her)

Jen: (puts her hand up to her face, tears start to roll down her cheeks)

Dilandu: I'm sorry I had to do that, but you wereÖÖÖÖ

Jen: (gives Dilandu a hug and forgets about the whole mall incident) I know I was going crazy, but you didn't have to hit me. (smacks him) there now we're even.

Dilandu: (grins)

Author: O.o Well there I listened to the few ppl who even said anything, but don't expect me to listen to you again, well depends, this story is far from over. And maybe most likely means yes as long as I like the idea.

(At Hitomi's house)

Hitomi: (talking to Yukari on the phone) so what happened after I left.

Yukari: Well Dilandu was there and then the mall got set on fire somehow.

Hitomi: (extremely frightened) What? A fire. (moves to a corner of her room) It can't beÖÖ..howÖÖhow could he just get here, how? I bet he set the mall on fire too.

Yukari: Are you talking to yourself again?

Hitomi: No, I'm talking to you.

Yukari: Oh, it just sounded likeÖÖÖ..

Hitomi: Shut up.

Yukari: ok, I gotta go anyway, bye.

Hitomi: bye, c you at school tomorrow. (hangs up)


To be ContinuedÖÖÖÖ.

Next chapter: Dilandau's first day of school. Oh the insanity.