(The next morning, back at the Vione).

Migel: (wakes up screaming).

Dragonslayers (all except Gatti): (all wake up and run into Migel's quarters).

Guimel: Migel, what the hell is wrong? (suddenly passes out).

Dalet: (kicks Guimel) kuso, he must of drank a lot.

Migel: Oh guys, it was so scary, I was in my guymelf destroying Fanelia andÖÖÖandÖÖ..

Dalet: and what.

Migel: all of the sudden a giant bunny came out of nowhere and itÖÖitÖÖjust scared the hell out of me.

Chesta: (the only sober one) (falls over anime-style). You're a

Dragonslayer, how can you be scared of a bunny rabbit.

Migel: IÖÖ..IÖÖ..had a bad experience with one when I was a ch-ch-child, itÖÖÖitÖÖÖtried to eat me!!!(starts crying)

Gatti: (smacks him) snap out of itÖÖÖ.(looks around) wait a minute where's Dilandu. (suddenly as a massive headache) Damn Austerian beer.

Dalet: yeah where's Dilandu, and how the hell did we get back here?

Migel: (still traumatized by his dream about the bunny)

Guimel: (unconcious).

Chesta: Maybe Lord Folken knows. (runs to go find him).

(in the Vione control room)

Lord Folken: When are we going to leave?

Soldier: once all the crew is accounted for.

Lord Folken: Well why is it taking so long?

Soldier: Sir. Dilandu has not yet been found.

Lord Folken: Nani?

Chesta: (runs in, almost out of breath) LorÖÖLord FolÖÖ..Folken, Where is DilanÖÖ.Dilandu?

Lord Folken: (shrugs) I don't know.

Chesta: Well do you know how we got back to the Vione?

Lord Folken: We saw a pillar of light, and after it dissapeared I sent a some guards to check it out, and they came back with you guys, aparently you were all passed out. Well they found you in the bar, not near the pillar.

Chesta: Why was I in the bar?

Folken: (falls over anime-style) What do you think?

Chesta: (takes a couple seconds to process) Ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh.

(another soldier runs in)

Soldier: Sir. The entire city has been searched and Dilandu is no where to be found.

Folken: Oh well, I never liked him anyway.

Everyone: Nani?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Chesta: So what are we going to do?

Folken: (thinks for a minute) how bout we celebrate.

Chesta: huh?

Folken: What? You care about what happens to him, all he did was smack you.

Chesta: you do have a pointÖÖÖwait a minute he's the leader of the Dragonslayers, it wouldn't be the same without him.

Folken: (presses a button on the console, and rave music suddenly blares throughout the Vione) Soldier, tell the crew that we're having a party.

(back in Migel's quarters)

Migel: (stops crying) hey this music sounds familiarÖÖÖ.I heard this before but where?

Guimel: (wakes up with one hellua of headache) Am I still on the Mystic moonÖ..or am I dead.

Migel: Hey, yeah that's where I heard this, isn't that where Dilandu is.

Dalet: I can't believe this, how could he not come back.

Guimel: (still in pain) Don't you remember that Jen girl.

Dalet: hai.

Migel: Dilandu staying on the Mystic moon because of her, what is the world coming to. Well if Dilandu can change, then I guess I could go to therapy to get rid of my bunny phobia.

Everyone present: (falls down yet again)

Gatti: (finally walks into room, looking like he's gonna die or something)

Guimel: Where the hell were you?

Gatti: In the bathroom, it doesn't look pretty in there.

Dalet: Hey Gatti, do you remember the Mystic moon.

Gatti: (nods) So did Diladnu stay.

Migel: I think so.

(a voice comes over the com)

voice: Do not be alarmed at the music, Lord Folken has just decided to throw a party, you are all invited, except for Diladnu, where ever he is.

Gatti: Nani?? A party?

Migel: Yeah. (turns to Guimel) Do you think they have Karaoke.

Guimel: Are you on anything?

Migel: (thinks for a while) No I'm clean.

Dalet: Sure doesn't seem like it.

Gatti: So what are we going to do about Dilandu?

Migel: Well what about Hitomi's pendant?

Dalet: Yeah, but how are we gonna get it?

Guimel: Oh we can pay Van a visit.

(scence fades)

(in Jen's house on the Mystic moon or Earth for the ppl who have never seen Esca)

Dilandu: (asleep on the couch)

Jen: (pats him on the shoulder) Dilandu wake up.

Dilandu: (jumps up and starts running around the room) Where's my guymelf, I have to kill Van.

Jen: (walks over to him and then smacks him) Dilandu, snap out of it.

Dilandu: (realizes where he is, then sees Jen and gives her a hug)

Jen: It's okay Dilandu, you just had a strange dream.

Dilandu: I know, but (points to scar) he gave me that.

Jen: Why?

Dilandu: (shrugs) Maybe he doesn't like me.

Jen: Well I still love you.

Dilandu: (thinks) Whoa, this is werid I'm feeling all this strange emotions, but they do feel good.

Jen: Well do you want me to show you around the city?

Dilandu: (still in his own world)

Jen: (pats him on the shoulder) Dilandu did you here me?

Dilandu: Oh yeah, sure that sounds like a good idea.

Jen: Okay, let's goÖÖ..or do you want to eat first?

Dilandu: Well I am kinda hungry, so food sounds like a good idea.

Jen: Okay I'll go make you some ramen.

Dilandu: (wonders what ramen is, but nods)

Jen: (walks into the kitchen) You can watch some T.V. while you wait.

Dilandu: (also wonders what a T.V. is, but then he turns and sees a big screen) This must be a T.V. (looks at the coffee table and sees a remote) I guess you turn it on with this. (picks it up and presses on)

(The T.V. turns on to an episode of Salior Moon)

Serena: I am Salior Moon and I wil punish you in the name of the moon.

Dilandu: (changes the channel, then and episode of Gundam Wing comes on)

Heero: Omae wo Korsu

Relena: (scared look on face)

Heero: (walks away)

Relena: Who is he?

Dilandu: (Changes the channe yet againl, then an episode of Card Captor Sakura comes on)

Sakura: Kero-chan (shows him a picture she drew of him)

Kero-chan: That doesn't look a thing like me

Sakura: (looks at it) It looks just like you.

Dilandu: (turns off the T.V.) Damn, they have werid things on the Mystic moon.

Jen: (walks in) Dilandu. Your food is ready.

Dilandu: (puts down the remote) Oh, okay (walks towards the kitchen).

Jen: (shows him to the table) Okay, eat up.

Dilandu: (sits down and looks at the ramen strangely) You want me to eat this?

Jen: (nods)

Dilandu: (thinks) Well I better not make her mad. (takes chopsticks and starts eating it).

Jen: Do you like it?

Dilandu: (nods) This is really good (thinks) Well it doesn't taste thatÖÖbad. (eats the whole thing as Jen watches on).

Jen: okay, do you want to go now?

Dilandu: ummmmmmmÖÖÖyeah sure.

Jen: Okay, I'll take you to the mall, first.

Dilandu: Okay. (thinks) What the hell is a mall?

Jen: (get the keys to her mazda and leads Dilandu by the hand to the car).

Dilandu: ummmmmm Jen, what are we gonna do at the mall?

Jen: I'm going to meet some friends, I'll introduce you to them, m'kay.

Dilandu: (nods again)

(both get in the car and drive off to the mall)

(now we find Hitomi at the mall with Yukari and Amano)

Author's note: I love this irony stuff.

Hitomi: (looking for clothes) Yukari how bout this one (shows her something madonna wouldn't even wear)

Yukari: Hitomi I know I'm your friend, but what the hell are you smoking?

Hitomi: (looks at the clothes) Oh, nevermind. I guess I'm just a little strange today.

Yukari: Why?

Amano: (off looking at track shoes)

Hitomi: I saw someone last night that justÖÖÖÖscared me.

Yukari: Who?

Hitomi: Remember when I told you about Gaea?

Yukari: Yeah.

Hitomi: Well I saw Dilandu and all of his Dragonslayers.

Yukari: How did they get here?

Hitomi: (shrugs)

Yukari: Are they still here?

Hitomi: I think Dilandu is still here

Yukari: Isn't he the one who has an obession with killing Van and likes to burn things.

Hitomi: Yeah that's him.

Yukari: Do you think I can meet him?

Hitomi: Nani?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Are you crazy? (bitch slaps Yukari)

Yukari: Oww. You didn't have to hit me, why do you care if I think he sounds interesting?

Hitomi: (falls over anime-style) Okay forget about him.

Amano: (walks to where they are standing) Forget who?

Hitomi: Dilandu

Amano: Who?

Hitomi: The crazy guy from Gaea.

Amano: Oh. (runs away as fast as he can)

Yukari: Damn if he ran that fast during track meets, then he'd always win.

Hitomi: I guess I scared him (shrugs) Oh well.

(Dilandu and Jen enter the mall)

Jen: Okay, this is a mall.

Dilandu: (looks around) so, what do you do here.

Jen: Well this is where you can buy stuff.

Dilandu: Oh, I see. (thinks) how'd she talk me into thisÖÖÖ..oh yeah that's because I'm feeling this stange emotion called love, but what it I see that Hitomi girl, I'm not gonna kill her in front of Jen.

Jen: (grabs his arm and starts pulling him) Come on I'm gonna take you to meet some of my friends.

Dilandu: Okay. (thinks) I guess

Jen: (thinks) Why is he acting so strangeÖÖÖI mean he was strange to begin with, but now it seems like there is something wrong, some he's hiding, something he doesn't want me to know, but what could it be?

(back on Gaea)

Migel: So where are we going again?

Dalet: Fanelia.

Migel: Why?

Dalet: I thought said why early.

Migel: noÖÖÖ.wait yeah youÖÖÖ.no(tries to remember what Dalet said earlier)

Chesta: What do you think Dilandu's doing?

Guimel: Well he's either with Jen or buring stuff.

Gatti: How do you get to Fanelia again?

Everyone: (shrugs)

Migel: (points to some guy walking down the street) I'll go ask him.

Dalet: (looks closely) ummmmmÖÖÖÖthat looks like Allen.

Guimel: Well if that's AllenÖÖÖthen I think we should get the hell outta here.

Migel: But, he knows where Fanelia isÖÖÖÖwait haven't we been there before.

Everyone: (shrugs again)

(back to the Mystic Moon)

Hitomi: Where is Jen? I told her to meet us here at 11:30, and now it's 12:00 and we haven't heard from her.

Yukari: (thinks of a way to bother hitomi)

Hitomi: Yukari why don't you call her?

Yukari: Maybe she's with Dilandu.

Hitomi: Don't even think thatÖÖÖÖÖwait was she there last night. I thought I saw her.

Yukari: Where?

Hitomi: At the Kareoke thing.

Yukari: Hey, why didn't you tell me about the kareoke thing?

Hitomi: Because I went with Van.

Yukari: ummmmmmmmÖÖÖ..how.

Hitomi: I used my pendant.

Yukari: yeah suÖÖÖ..oh wait nevermind, I forgot about that thing.

Hitomi: Well call her.

Yukari: fine (turns to go to her backpack, then sees Jen) I guess I won't have to.

Hitomi: turns there she is, but who is that with her? (thinks) could it be Dilandu or am I just being paranoid.

Jen: (waves) there they are, Hitomi and Yukari.

Dialndu: (thinks) It's Hitomi, not her. I can't be her. Maybe it's another Hitomi.

Jen: (grabs Dilandu's arm) Come on I'll introduce you.

Dilandu: (extremely tense)

Yukari: Hey, who's she with., I haven't seen him anywhere before.

Hitomi: (looks closely) It'sÖÖ..it'sÖÖ..Dilandu!!!!!!!!!ÖÖÖÖummmmmmmmmÖÖÖYukari, IÖ.. u-hÖÖÖ u-h, have to go to the bathroom, bye. (instead walks to her car and floors it)

Yukari: (waves) ÖÖÖÖÖ..wait a minute did she say Dilandu?

Jen: (gives Yukari a hug) Hi Yukari. (looks around) Where's Hitomi?

Yukari: She had to go talk to Amano about the track meet, ummmmmmÖÖÖyeah that's right that's where she went.

Jen: Are you lying to me?

Yukari: (shakes her head) Noooooooooo.

Jen: They aren't talking about track, are they.

Yukari: (nods) ummmmmmmmmmmmÖÖ..yeah, they-they went to the-theÖÖÖmovies.

Jen: I knew it. Hitomi I can't believe you care so much about Amano.

Yukari: (looks at Dilandu) Could you introduce to me to your friend?

Jen: Yeah sure, this DilanduÖÖ..he's a-a from out of town (thinks) yeah really hellua far outta town.

Yukari: Hi Dilandu, are you Jen's boyfriend.

Dilandu: Nani?

Jen: Yes he is.

Yukari: But, he said naÖÖÖÖ

Jen: I think he heard you wrong.

Yukari: ummmmmmÖÖÖ.Dilandu, if you aren't really going out with Jen, then maybe you could take me to a movie tonight.

Jen: (fire in eyes) Nani? He's my boyfriend.

Yukari: but, he didn't say anything now did he?

Dilandu: (wanders off while they continue fighting) Why are they fighting over me? (shrugs and walks into a store)

(Jen and Yukari now bitch-slapping each other)

Jen: Dilandu is mine.

Yukari: No he's mine.

Author: I'm sure all ya peps can see where this going.

(Dilandu looks around the store and stumbles upon a lighter)

Author: There all you ppl who wanted to see Dilandu burn stuff, well now you get your wish. MAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::cough-cough:: Damn maniacal laughter.

Dilandu: I wonder what this does (takes off the top and flicks it and fire appears) FIRE. MAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cashier: Hey are you gonna pay for that?

Dilandu: (shakes his head with a maniacl look to him) NoÖÖ.I'm gonna play with it. (runs around and starts lighting books and plush toys on fire) MAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cashier: Someone get security!!!!!!

Dilandu: (walks over to the cashier, smacks him five or so times, then lights his tie on fire)

Author: Oh the insanity.

Cashier: (runs around the store, arms flailing) Someone put it out.

Dilandu: (continues to burn everything in sight)

Jen and Yukair: (oblivious to Dilandu's random acts of violence)

(the sprinklers turn)

Dilandu: (suddenly stops) wait, I'm supposed to be acting niceÖÖÖÖ.oh well screw it (lights more stuff on fire and laughs as it burns)

Jen: (realizes that Dilandu is nowhere to be seen and that the mall is on fire) Yukari, where's Dilandu, we can't leave him here.

Yukari: You're rightÖÖÖ.he stillhas to take me to the movies.

Jen: (smacks her) this isn't the time or the place.

Both: (run off to find Dilandu)

Dilandu: (sees Jen in the distance and stops burning stuff, he thens throws the lighter to the ground and runs to her) Jen.

Jen: (turns and sees Dilandu and runs towards him)

Both: (runs towards each other in slow motion with sappy love music in the background)

Dilandu: (gives Jen a big hug) I was scared, some crazy guy ran around lighting things on fire.

Jen: (shocked look on face) Then we better leave now, besides I have school tomorrow.

Author: Are you thinking what I'm thinking, damn straight you are, and if your not then "who ever the hell you are no baka." If ya don't know what it means then look it up.

Jen, Dilandu, and Yukari: (leave the mall and watch as the city's fire fighters take care off the now burning mall.)

Yukari: Well I have to go, It was nice meeting you Dilandu (gives him a kiss)

Author: I never thought I'd see that happen, well with my mind anything is possible.

Jen: (pissed off) Yukari!!!!!!!!!!

Yukari: ummmmÖÖÖ..I'm leaving now. (she runs to her car)

Jen: the nerve of her.

Dilandu: I kindaÖÖÖÖummmmm nevermind.

Jen: Well let's go home.

Both: (get in the car and drive towards home)

Jen: So, how did you like the mall.

Dilandu: (starts crying)

Jen: What's wrong Dilandu?

Dilandu: I-IÖÖÖ.I set the mall on fire.

Jen: Oh okayÖÖÖ..(suddenly hits the brakes) you what?

What will happen to Dilandu, I wonder?