Dilandu: (walks into a bar in Asteria, and sits down) Hey bartender, me and my Dragonslayers will have some drinks.

Mole-guy: Coming right up

Migel: Do you think Folken will get mad Dilandu

Dilandu: (smacks him) Of course not

Mole-guy: Here are your drinks sir

Dilandu: Thanks, put it on ,my tab

Mole-guy: sir, but your tab is 999999999999 €

Dilandu: (spits out what he's drinking, then he smacks all the Dragonslayers) Nanimo, how can you guys drinks so much

Migel: (already drunk) Hey Dilandu, why don't you buy some more

Dilandu: (smacks him again) don't' make me kill you

Dalet: Why don't you put it on Allen's tab

Dilandu: (about to smack him, then stops) Dalet you're a genius, hey bartender put it on Allen's tab

Mole-guy: Okay, but he killed the last guy who did that

Gatti: So, he can't kill the Dragonslayers, even with that Van guy

Dilandu: (smacks him) Don't say that name, or I'll have to kill you

Gatti: Hai

Mole-guy: okay then

Guimel: Yeah, drink up everyone

Dragonslayers: (toast) to Lord Folken and to Allen

Dilandu: Don't all of you get drunk, remember what happened last time

Dalet: Oh yeah, we went around town and stole some stuff, then we got arrested by the Asteria guard, then (points to Dilandu) you ran aroundÖÖ

Dilandu: (smacks him) don't remind me

Dalet: sorry

Dilandu: hey Chesta, why haven't you said anything

Chesta: (already passed out)

Dilandu: I can't believe this, hey bartender can you watch him while we go around town

Mole-guy: fine, but it'll cost you, I'm no baby-sitter

Dilandu: Kuso, what's up with you and money

Migel: Why don't you just give him Chesta's money

Dilandu: Okay, it's not like he'll need it (takes Chesta's money and hands it to the bartender)

Mole-guy: Arigato

(All dragonslayers, except Chesta leave)

Dilandu: what you guys wanna do

Dalet: Let's try and sneak into the palace

Guimel: Let's blow up stuff

Migel: (drunk) Let's find some girls

Gatti: Well, whatever we do let's hope it's not a repeat of last time

Dilandu: All of you have good ideas, but I'm going with Migel's suggestion even though he's drunk

Gatti: Remember what happened with that Melerna a week ago, why did you try and make a move on her, I mean come on

Dilandu: (smacks him) don't remind me of that either

Guimel: Well at least you tried, sure Allen would have probably come along, but you were lucky he's in Fanelia

Dalet: Doesn't Melerna have a sister

Dilandu: (smacks him) forget it

Migel: (drunk) It's okay Lord Dilandu (then looks up at the sky and points) Nanimo

(they all look as a pillar of light descends, and a mysterious girl appears)

Migel: Well that was easy

Mysterious girl: Where the hell am I

Dilandu: You're in Gaea, and I'm guessing you came from the Mystic moon

Girl: the mystic what

Dilandu: (points to the sky) there

Girl: Nanimo that's the Earth

Gatti: It's nice you showed up

Girl: why

Migel: (walks over to her, and places his hand on her) we were just about to look for some girls

Girl: (smacks him) don't touch me

Dilandu: (thinking) I like her already

Girl: (starts hitting Migel)

Migel: Stop hurting me

Dilandu: (grabs Migel, and smacks him a couple times) bakayaro, why are you so mean to her, she just got here

Migel: I'm drunk, so sue me

(Everyone except Migel falls down anime-style)

Dilandu: So, girl from the mystic moon, what's your name

All of the dragonslayers: (confused) (thinking) This isn't dilandu

Girl: My name is Jen

Dilandu: Jen nice to meet you I'm Dilandu, and these are my dragonslayers

Gatti: Hi

Dalet: (waves)

Guimel: (smiles)

Migel: (unconcious)

Dilandu: the guy lying on the ground is Migel

Jen: I see

Dilandu: So, would you like me to show you around Asteria

Jen: (thinks) okay I guess

Guimel: What the hell are you gonna show her

Dilandu: (smacks him) Isn't something going on

Gatti: yeah there is, there's a ball at the palace, but you have to have an invitation

Dilandu: okay, we'll crash it then

Dalet: (thinks) Dilandu sure acts strange around women

Gatti: Well it's harder than you think, there's the Asterian guard everywhere, and you don't want a repeat of last week

Dilandu: (smacks him) I thought I told you not to remind me of that

Dalet: Maybe we should go back to base

Dilandu: (smacks him) what is wrong with you

Dalet: I was just thinking that you act different when you're around her and that you'll do even crazier things

Dilandu: That's not trueÖÖÖÖ.well maybe it is

Guimel: (looks up and points to the sky) Not another one

Migel: (wakes up, still drunk) Some more girls from the mystic moon

(All of the Dragonsalyers and Jen get caught in the light and are transported to the Mystic Moon)

Dilandu: (looks around) where are we

Jen: Yeah, I'm back home

Dalet: So this is the Mystic moon

Jen: Well yeah, but the people who live here call it Earth

Dilandu: (thinks) Yeah no more Lord Folken to boss me around and no more Zaibach

Migel: (unconcious again)

Jen: I guess I could show you guys around, but first you're gonna have to get some normal clothes

Guimel: But we're soilders of Ziabach

Dilandu: (smacks him) Listen to her damnit, she's right, we can't go around this place like this

Jen: Yeah If you walk around with swords and clothes like that, you'll get arrested for sure

Migel: (wakes up) Where the hell am I (looks around) have I died is that why this place looks so strange

Dalet: We're on the Mystic Moon, baka

Migel: Oh okay, so what are we gonna do here, wait how'd we get here anyway

Dalet: The same way she got to Gaea

Dilandu: Shut up both of you

Jen: Okay then, first give me your swords

Guimel: but what ifÖÖÖ.

Dilandu: (smacks him) I thought I told you to listen to her

Guimel: fine (hands his sword to Jen)

(All Drgaonslayers including Dilandu give her their swords)

Dilandu: (looks at her, and thinks) What is this strange emotion I'm feeling whenever I look at her It's like

Jen: (taps him on the shoulder) Dilandu stop dreaming and let's go

Dilandu: Oh yeah, you're right (turns around) Dalet get Migel off the ground

Migel: ( drunk still) It's okay I can walk (gets up then falls down) or maybe not

(they all walk into Jen's house and Dalet carries Migel in)

Jen: Okay no one's home, you guys can probably take some of my brothers clothes, I'll show you where his room is

Dragonslayers: (nod)

Dilandu: (stares at her, and thinks again) Am I feeling love or something, I've never felt this way before

Dalet: Do I still have to carry him

Jen: No, just drop him on the couch

Dalet: (drops him on the couch) Damn, Migel how much do you weigh

Migel: (passed out yet again)

Dilandu: forget about him for now

Dalet: hai

Jen: (walks up the stairs) follow me

Dilandu: (runs up to her) okay (turns around, and screams) I thought I told you all to listen to her

(All Dragonslayers except Migel run up the stairs)

Jen: (opens first door to the right) okay here it is, don't mess it up or he'll kill me

Dilandu: well, I'll kill that bakayaro myself

Jen: (looks at him strangely) I didn't mean literally

Dilandu: nevermind

Jen: (thinks) why is acting this way

Dalet: (holds up a shirt) you want us to wear this kinda of stuff

Jen: (nods)

Dalet: You gotta be kiding this is the strangest stuff I've everÖÖÖ.

Dilandu: (smacks him) just put it on, okay

Dalet: (nods) hai

Guimel: okay Lord Dilandu

(All of the drgaonslayers change, Jen goes to see if Migel is still alive)

Jen: (taps Migel) Hello

Migel: (jumps up and grabs Jen) Where the hell am I

Jen: (smacks him) don't touch me!!!!

Migel: (still drunk) Oh it's you Dilandu

Jen: No, I'm Jen

Migel: But only Lord Dilandu smacks me, so you have to be him

Jen: (falls down anime-style)

Migel: (looks carefully at her) your right your not Dilandu

Jen: No, reallyÖÖÖumm Migel, right

Migel: (nods)

Jen: Can I ask you a question

Migel: Sure

Jen: Why is Dilandu acting so strange around me, does he usually act this way

Migel: Well, he always screams and smacks us, but you're the first person he's ever been nice to

Jen: (confused)

Migel: (with a drunken smirk) I think he likes you

Jen: Nani?!?!?!?!?

Migel: What you don't like him

Jen: I don't even know him, I like that he acts nice though, but he's somewhat manical

Migel: "manical" what's that mean

Jen: nevermind

Migel: I do admit he is soemwhat crazy

Jen: (falls down again)

Migel: Do I get to go with you guys

Jen: If you can walk

Migel: of course I can walk (gets up and starts walking somewhat strangely) see I told you

Jen: Whatever

Migel: (trips over a table and falls on his face)

Jen: How many drinks did you have

Migel: (puts up two fingers)

Jen: (falls down once more)

Migel: don't worry I'm fine

Jen: Okay, I'm gonna go see if they're done

(Jen walks up the stairs and knocks)

Jen: You guys done yet

Dilandu: Almost

Jen: Okay, come out when your done

(Jen walks over to her room)

Jen: (thinks) How did this happen, first I get transported to a strange world, where I meet some strange guys, then we all get transported back here, plus the crazy one likes me, what a strange day

(The door opens and the Dragonslayers walk out)

Jen: (walks over to her door and bursts out laughing)

Dilandu: Nani?!?!?!?!?!?

Gatti: (taps him on the shoulder) Lord Dilandu, you put your clothes on inside out

Dilandu: (looks at his pants) Oh (smacks Gatti) I'm going to go fix this

Jen: (still laughing)

(Dilandu goes back into the room to fix his clothes problem)

Dalet: Why didn't he hit you, you burst out laughing, if we did that he'd kill us

Jen: (shrugs)

Guimel: I know why, he likes her

Gatti: But Dilandu doesn't like anyone

Dalet: Well it looks like that has changed

Guimel: So what do you think about it Jen

Jen: I don't really know him, all I can see is that he likes to smack and scream at you guys and he's nice to me

Dalet: Let's just talk about it later

Guimel: yeah, so where are we going

Jen: I guess I can take you to the places I usually hang out at

Gatti: okay, I was wondering does anyone here care that we're not home anymore

Guimel: (shakes his head) Not really, I was kinda getting tired of working for Zaibach

Dalet: yeah same here, Lord Folken and Emperor Dornkirk pissed me off

Jen: (confused)

(Everyone turns as they hear the doorknob turn)

Dilandu: better

Jen: Yes, much better

Guimel: So where are we going

Jen: Well there is a kareoke contest going on at a club

Dalet: What the hell is kareoke

Jen: Well you pick a song and then you sing along and dance to it

Gatti: Sounds fun

Dilandu: (thinks) singing and dancing, that's not really me, but I'll do it for her

Narrator: (freezes time) as you can see this is not the Dilandu you would normally see, so I experimented by making him meet a girl, I bet you could already see that though, you must think this is somewhat strange, but it gets better so keep reading

(Unfreezes time)

Jen: Should we bring Migel

Migel: yeah, please take me with you, please

Dilandu: fine

Migel: Arigato

Jen: then you have to get changed

Migel: Okay (jumps up and runs up the stairs, hits the door, staggers back, then opens it)

Dilandu: baka

(Everyone waits for ten minutes then the door opens and Migel comes running down the stairs)

Migel: Okay let's go

Jen: Alright everyone let's go

(All walk outside)

Jen: Okay everyone get in the car (points to the mazda in the driveway)

Dalet: (thinks) I don't know what that thing is, but I'm getting in because I've been smack too many times tonight

(All get in the car and drive off)

Everyone: (silent for now)

Guimel: (flipping off passing cars)

Migel: (looks out the window)

Gatti: (stares at the floor)

Dalet: (trying to stay awake)

Dilandu: (stares at Jen)

Jen: (wonders why she is driving these somewhat strange people around town)

Migel: (sees a bar) Can we stop here

Jen: Why?

Migel: (points to the bar)

Dilandu: (smacks him) Baka, do you wanna get drunk again

Migel: nevermind

*Author's note: I'm sure your getting tired of Dilandu smacking people by now, but I have to keep some of his traits, otherwise he's not Dilandu anymore, okay

(car pulls into a parking lot)

Jen: Okay, we're here

Dragonslayers: (all get out of car)

Jen: Okay guys don't act too strange

Dragonslayers: (nod)

(They walk into the club, Techno music blasting out of the speakers)

Guimel: What the hell is that strange noise

Jen: music

Dalet: this is music (confused)

Jen: (nods)

Migel: I like this strange music

Gatti: Migel, are you still drunk

Migel: No, I think I'm sober

Dilandu: Shut up both of youÖÖ(turns to Jen) so what are we gonna do now

Jen: I'll sign you guys up for the contest, okay (walks away)

Dilandu: yeah sure (turns to look at the dance floor, he sees someone strangely familiar looking)

Dalet: (turns and looks too) Hey Dilandu, haven't we seen that person before

Gatti: yeah, wait haven't we seen that person next to her

Guimel: yeah

Migel: (looks) It looks like Van and that Hitomi girl

Dilandu: Nanimo?!?!?!?!?!? (looks again) It is them, how'd they get back here I thought they were still on Gaea

Gatti: Remember, Hitomi has that pendant

Dilandu: Well I don't care how they got here, now I will complete my revenge (grabs for his sword) oh, wait my sword's at Jen's house, kuso

Migel: Besides Dilandu, if you caused a melee, then Jen would hate you

Dilandu: What are you talking about

Migel: You know what I'm talking about, you like her, baka, so don't deny it

Dilandu: (starts pulling his hair and playing with his scar) What is this emotion I'm feeling, tell me damnit

Migel: Well I may just be drunk, but I think you're feeling love

Dilandu: I've never felt this way before

Gatti: yeah we know

Guimel: If you want her to like you don't act like a maniac, okay

Migel: (nods)

Dilandu: But Van's here how can I not act like a maniac (points to his scar) remember what he did to me

Dalet: Well maybe it's not Van, maybe it's just someone who looks like him

Guimel: I'll go see if it really is him (walks over to the guy who looks like Van)

Van: (thinks) hey that guy looking at me looks familiar

Hitomi: What's wrong Van

Van: (points towards Guimel) doesn't he look familiar

Hitomi: (turns around) Nani?!?!?!?!?!? (whispers to Van) He looks like one of those Dragonslayers

Van: (whispers back) Zaibach? Here? How?

Hitomi: (shrugs)

Van: This isn't good

Guimel: (thinks) I can't believe it, it's them, I better go before they see me (goes back to Dilandu)

Van: He left, he must know it's us, kuso

Hitomi: Van, forget them, they probably don't even have their guymelfs so we're fine, besides you don't wanna ruin the night

Van: You're right, but what if he runs into Allen

Hitomi: Allen's here, how'd he get here?

Van: He borrowed your pendant, then he sent it back

Hitomi: Why'd he come here

Van: You know Melerna and that Dryden guy, he just couldn't stay there, so he came here

Hitomi: So that's why I couldn't find my pendant

Van: Okay, I won't fight them unless they start it

(they continue dancing)

Guimel: (runs back to Dilandu)

Dilandu: Is it them

Guimel: (thinks) should I say yes or no, I know he'll go crazy if I say yes, so no it is

Dilandu: Well

Guimel: (shakes his head) No, it's not them

Dilandu: (let's out a sigh of relief)

Jen: (comes back) Okay guys the contest starts in 10 min., so don't run off

Dilandu: (nods)

Guimel: (whispers to Dilandu) Ask her to dance

Dilandu: whatÖoh, yeah, Hey Jen

Jen: what

Dilandu: would you like to dance

Jen: (thinks) okay, I guess

Guimel: (pats Dilandu on the back)

(Jen and Dilandu go to the dance floor, while the Dragonslayers watch on)

Gatti: I've never seen Lord Dilandu so happy

Dalet: It's strange watching him, it's like he's not Dilandu

Migel: (finally sober) Yeah it's very strange

Guimel: Why are we watching them, you guys can watch, but I'm gonna go find someone

Gatti, Dalet, and Migel: (nod)

Dalet: yeah Dilandu will be fine on his own

Gatti: hopefully

(Van and Hitomi see Dilandu and Jen dancing)

Van: Nanimo?!?!?!?!? It's Dilandu

Hitomi: he's here (Almost faints)

Van: Maybe we should leave

Hitomi: But, we're entered in the contest

Van: Well, they haven't started fighting or anything, so I guess we'll stay

Hitomi: Arigato (hugs Van)

(The Dragonslayers walk around, trying to get someone to dance with one of them)

Guimel: Why will no one dance with me

Gatti: (shrugs)

Migel: (dancing with some girl)

Dalet: How'd he find someone to dance with

Gatti: I thought he was still drunk

Guimel: I can't believe this, the drunk gets a dance and I get no one

Dalet: Oh well

Gatti: Hey, shouldn't the contest be starting soon

Guimel: yeah, but who cares about that

Gatti: ummÖÖ.I do

Dalet: Today just gets stranger

(A familiar voice comes over the speakers)

Voice: The contest will be starting shortly, all competitors to the stage

Van: Is that Merle

Hitomi: Sounds like her, but how'd she get here

Van: She also used your pendant

Hitomi: And you let her

Van: Hey I couldn't stop her

Hitomi: She's cat come on

Van: do you know how much it hurts when she scratches you

Hitomi: Oh, nevermind, well at least I have my pendant now

Van: Well we better get to the stage

Hitomi: (nods)

(Jen and Dilandu stop dancing and also head to the stage, as do all of the Dragonslayers)

Guimel: (whispers) Why I am I doing this again

Dalet: Because if you don't Dilandu will kill you

Gatti: I'd say that's a good reason

Migel: This is gonna be fun

Guimel: Migel are you still drunk, or are you high now

Migel: Neither

(All the competitors are now on the stage)

Van: (Turns and sees someone familiar) Is that Allen

Hitomi: (turns) yeah, that's him alright, but why'd he enter

Van: (shrugs)

Merle: (walks onto the stage) Okay I'll be you're judge today, first let's meet our contestants

Dilandu: (thinks) How the hell did the cat girl get here, this just keeps, getting worse

Jen: (taps him on the shoulder) Dilandu, are you okay

Dilandu: yeah, I'm fine

Jen: Okay, just making sure

Merle: Okay our first contestant, Allen Shezar

Allen: (just stands there, almost crying)

Merle: Okay, next Van-samaÖÖI mean Van Fanel and Hitomi Kanazaki

Van & Hitomi: (wave to the crowd)

Merle: Continuing on (looks at card) this can't be right, we'll I guess it is, our next contestants are Dilandu, Jen, Guimel, Gatti, Dalet, and Migel

Dilandu and Jen: (wave)

Migel: (thinks) Allen, Van, Hitomi, and Merle are all here, this isn't good

Merle: Okay let the contest begin, Allen will go first, followed by the other contestants in the order they were called, oh yeah and win Van-Sama

Hitomi: Why does she do that

Van: (shrugs)

Merle: Okay, Allen you're up, what are you gonna be singing for us

Allen: (burst out crying) Why did Melerna leave me for that Dryden guy, why?

Merle: Well peps, you're gonna have to wait a minute, I'm gonna have to force the contestant to sing, m'kay

Hitomi: Van maybe you should talk to him

Van: Hey I don't wanna get involved with his problems

Hitomi: Come on he's your friend

Van: Well let's see what Merle's gonna do, firstÖÖ.fine I'll go talk to him

Hitomi: good he needs a friend to talk to after that

(Van starts walking towards Allen, then stops when he sees the Dragonslayers)

Dilandu: (thinks) they're all here, well I'm gonna have to control myself, (repeats) don't act like a maniacÖ.

Jen: Well, I've never seen something like this happen before

Gatti: Guimel, I thought you said it wasn't them

Guimel: Well, I couldn't tell

Migel: Come on man, I was drunk at the time and I probably could've seen that it was them

Dalet: Yeah, sure

(Merle walks over to Allen)

Merle: Allen, don't make me scratch you

Allen: Merle, finally some one to listen to my pain

Merle: I don't wanna listen to your pain, you entered this contest, so you better sing

Allen: Merle, she broke my heart

Merle: Then why don't you sing a song that has to do with that

Allen: (cries) Merle your right that's what I should do

Merle: Okay, contestant number one, what are you going to sing (turns to Allen)

Allen: (runs out of the club crying)

Merle: Okay, then Van-samaÖÖ.I mean contestants number two, your up

(Van and Hitomi walk over to where Merle is standing)

Merle: Okay, so what are you guys going to be singing

Van: (turns to Hitomi) What did you wanna sing again

Hitomi: ummÖÖ.I don't remember

Merle: (falls down anime-style) Okay then I'll choose a song for you

Van: Okay

Merle: You guys will be singing Rhythm Emotion, by Two-Mix

Hitomi: okay

Merle: Ready, go

Van and Hitomi: (singing and dancing) I've just been wishing theÖÖÖ..(the song ends and everyone claps)

Merle: Okay, good job contestants number two, Number three you're up next

Dilandu: Okay guys we can beat them

Jen: Yeah, they won't have a chance

Dragonslayers: (nod)

Dilandu: (turns to Jen) wait a minute what are we singing

Jen: (thinks for a second) Let's seeÖÖ..umm, oh yeah, Oops I did it again

Dilandu: Nani?!?!?!?!?!?

Jen: Don't worry just do what I do

Dragonslayers: hai

Merle: Now for contestants number 3, what will you be singing

Jen: Oops I did it again, by Britney Spears

Merle: (laughs to herself) okay, ready set, go

Jen and Dragonslayers: (start singing, and dancing) Oops I did it again, I played with your heart got lost in the game, oh baby, baby

Migel: (jumps into the audience, and they crowd-surf him around)

Dalet: (singing loudest of all) I'm not that innocent

(the song ends, everyone goes crazy)

Merle: Nani, how could they do that good, it's not, notÖÖÖÖ..oh good job contestants number three

Dilandu: (stares at Jen)

Jen: (stares back)

(then they start making out on stage)

Dragonslayers: What the hell

Merle: (walks over) okay, you two, stop that, or (claws retract) (realizes that they aren't paying attention) Okay then (turns to the audience) When I point to the contest, cheer for the act you liked best, the one that gets the most cheers ,wins (points to Van and Hitomi)

Audience: (cheers fairly loud)

Merle: (points to Dilandu and Jen making out)

Audience: (goes insane, the drop the still crowd-surfing Migel on the ground)

Merle: Okay Contestant # 3 is the winner (thinks) how could they not like Van-samaÖÖ.it's all because of Hitomi (runs toward Hitomi, then continually scartches her)

Van: Merle stop that

Merle: she made you lose Van-sama

Van: No

Merle: (goes back to scratching hitomi)

Van: (pulls out his sword) don't make me use this

Merle: okay (then runs out of the club, crying)

(all of the sudden a pillar of light appears, again)

(All the ppl from Gaea get caught in the light)

Dilandu: No I don't wana go back (reaches his hand out to Jen)

Jen: (screams) No Dilandu, don't go (grabs his hand)

Hitomi: (reaches for her pendant, to stop Van from going back, but finds it is no there) Nani?!?!

(in some alley)

Merle: (laughs like a maniac, as the light pulls her up) Now I can come back anytime I want (twirls the pendant in the air)

Jen: (manages to get Dilandu out of the light, but everyone else is sent back) (hug him) I thought I lost you forever

Dilandu: It's okay, I'm here now (thinks) well, no more Gaea for me I kinda like this Mystic Moon place

TO BE CONTINUEDÖÖÖÖ