Lance is listening to nothing and feeling zen.

So, today has been an very uninteresting day. However, I did have the worlds fastest nosebleed ever. Imagine twice the volume of a normal nosebleed leaving your nose in about 20 seconds. It was so bizarre.

It all started when I pinched my nose. I guess I had some sharp dried snot stalactites which punched the largest vein in my nose, and then all hell broke loose. It started as a trickle which I wiped with my finger to check the status of my nose ("Currently: Bleeding. What the hell?") As soon as I stood up to go to the washroom, it started to leave my nose at an incredible rate. By the time I got to washroom it had stopped, but I had my hands cupped together which were, by then, half filled with my own blood. When I got cleaned up (Lady MacBeth is right, bloods hard to wash off) and back to class everyone said I looked a little pale. I also felt kinda sleepy, but I survived.

That ends my most interesting part of the day.

In other, much less fascinating and doubly more so frustrating news, I lost my gameboy on Tuesday. Some asshole of a bus-rider must have it, or some really old and out-with-the-times person gave it to the St.Albert bus lost and found people who haven't called me to notify me that my gameboy is found. *sigh* I never really realized how much entertainment I actually get from my gameboy. When you add up the time I've spent playing the games on there, well over 100 hours now, it makes sense that I use my gameboy a lot, but I never really appreciated HOW MUCH I use my gameboy.

So, in a depressed state, I decided to drop some cash on a PS2 game. Ace Combat 4. Mmm, just saying its name makes me all warm and tingly, dreaming of afterburners and Fox2's. Since I had bought this game, I have decided we need to have a Top Gun party where we all watch Top Gun and then have a mini dogfight tourney. I think that'd be absolutely fries and gravy.

Before I go, be sure to go to Apple.com to check out the trailer for Bridgett Jones' Diary 2! Firth VS. Grant, will Firth lay down another beating or will Grant make a comeback? Only time will tell.

Lance is listening to Death Cab For Cutie - Wait and feeling Happy and tired.

An inauguration of sorts.

Welcome to my new blog. Eat it, friends-listers.

The end!

Lance is listening to Death Cab for Cutie - President of What? and feeling tired.

Yet another blog, yet another post.

Brenna is currently in my employ making me a new layout. This shall be a grand layout which I will love and enjoy greatly. She is alse being paid in chocolate, hurrah!

In other news, NAIT is going smoothly, although I can't wait for next semester, when all the assholes and people who don't even try to be there are gone. Fuck them and their stupid attitudes. Fuck them for boozing in the fucking washroom and smoking weed IN CLASS! Seriously, what the fuck.

Also, I might be making $10,000 over summer. Only problem? I'll be living in Grande Prairie or Red Deer or some shit. But still, 10 g's can pay for school and insurance on a 500$ car, which I will also be able to afford, and God knows what else.

Some of you may know, some of you may not, but Amanda and I have been on a really rocky road for almost a year now, but we have both perservered and it'll be our three year anniversary on Tuesday, and things have been really, really good between us. We're talking things out and getting comfortable with one another again. It's all really great, and I love her so much.

Another update on my life. I am thinking of starting to write poetry. If any of you folks have a great site to post poems and get feedback, that would rock my socks off.

To start off my poetry hobby:

Deadly and silent
Assassins of the black night
Where will they strike next?

Goodnight and good riddance.