Lance is listening to The Killers - Andy You're a Star and feeling sooo buzzed.

Tonight has been a learning experience.

First of all, dancing is FUN after three Sambuca/Root Beer mixes, 5 jello/white rim shots and a glass of straight Sambuca. Only after that.

Thirdly, pop rap sucks, and is hard to dance to.

I totally missed secondly.

Secondly, don't mix Sambuca. Take it straight, slosh it around in your mouth, and appreciate the burn.

Man, I'm trying so hard to type nicely for you all. It's really hard typing without looking at the keyboard.

Fourthly, I need drink a bit more often.

Fifthly, after drinking I need to dance.

Okay, that's all for now, I'm really "fuck"ing tired.