Mood: Happeeeeeeeeeee!

I am sitting in the final class of the year right now and I have nothing to do. I am done all of my projects. I am done all work that demands to be done. *EXPLOSIONS OF JOY* XD

No more homework! Ever! I can get a 9 - 5 job and come home and have my evenings and weekends! Of course, in that plan I actually have a 9 - 5 job. . .in reality it's still a work in progress. I'm going to the second intervew at a place in Edmonton today which hopefully pays or else I'll have to walk away. *Very sad sad thought, especially since it's so close to Chelley-poo's house. Location, location!*

I wish I would have been not-stupid and brought some lunch with me today. My stomach is making angry, bitter noises like a hobo denied spare change. Buying lunch will enivitably happen, but much to my angry bitterness since I'm very short in that area as of late due to stupid car payments and splendid iMacs of love. *Money flies away into the heavens* *Tummy continues to gurgle* ;_;

Mason and I are having our Christmas tonight simply because we wish to~! I already gave him his tree ornament and it hangs all shiny and sparkly on the front of his tiny tree~ *joy* OOH! We need to buy a gingerbread house!

Blogger is harrassing me to sign up for their new Google accounts. . . I'm not sure if I trust their promise that in doing so won't shit around with my blog. I'M ON TO YOU, BLOGGER/GOOGLE TEAM OF DOOM! T_T Or it's remotely possible I'm just paranoid.

*Tummy gurgles take over Brenna's body and become a being of their own, chase her down and smother her until she admits defeat and digs out her remaining change from her purse*

Food now.

Mood: Tired

I get my life back in two days. Or at least I hope I do. School ends on Wednesday, omgTHANKGOD. I despise the feeling of coming home to homework. I am so ready for a regular old 9 - 5 work day and a free evening. I've had four interviews this past week for practicum jobs, and I'm waiting back on two of them in particular. I'll basically settle for anything that pays that's not on the south side. Unless it like. . .involves. . .ninjas. Or something equally cool. No one mentioned anything about ninjas in the interviews though. *sigh*

I'm actually ready for Christmas this year, which is to say the least, surprising; especially considering last year's go-down-to-Whyte-and-buy-every-gift-two-days-before fiasco. Despite that I had very little money for buying cool presents this year, I'm looking forward to this holiday. OOH. Did I mention by chance that I do believe Sobeys will be closed on Boxing Day? Hmmm~ Fa la la la la, la la la laaaa~!

Hmm. I've just suddenly realized that our much anticipated friend-Christmas-potluck-of-fun has not been planned at all, yet alone have a definitive date set. We are running out of days to potluck it up, people. . . . . . . :x

For all of you out there wondering, yes, my new iMac is indeed the most wonderful computer in the world. You may go ahead and show your envy and awe before it. It will sit for pictures and autographs if you ask nicely. *Glitter shine shine sparkle*

Assorted links of joyous note-age:

• Be rough with George Bush. Throw him! Bend him! Toss him around! (But not in the dirty way.)
• Another example of George's amazing limberness. I totally want this for Christmas.
• Possibly the best use of physics EVER. (Other than beating Bush around like a rag doll of course.)

Mood: Happy~!

Hey you fabulous intraweb world, sorry I haven't called or wrote. I know we haven't been speaking very often lately; life has been on the move, work is busy, you know how it is. Oh I know I know, sweets, you slave over a hot modem all day cooking up all those emails and online comics just for me, and I'm barely home for dinner anymore. I'll make it up to you, baby, I swear. Would you forgive me if I wrote a quick and dirty sweet and loving blog post before I have to run out again stay and surf the web all night?

(I read that over again and now I think it's bordering on kind of creepy. Is that just me? No. All right then.) Yeah, so just like clock-work my posts are getting few and far between and probably will be until school is done. :P

I saw Cirque du Soleil's Delirium this weekend. Twice actually. And it was good on both counts, though admittedly superior the first time largely due to the fact that Mason and I went all dressed up, and everything is better when there's pretty dresses and sexy suits involved. SECKSAY! Delirium is a feast for the eyes though, and I highly recommend people to go buy some of the freakishly expensive tickets so they can see it for themselves.

We're also starting up a bowling team on Thursdays~ Mason got two people he knows to join, and Chelle's going to frolic along with, so with me that makes a team of five and we shall bowl like you've never seen. Maybe I'll actually get better this time around. :D We're thinking of a team name something along the lines of ninja zombie pirate robots, simply because all those things are cool, and together they can only equal more cool.

So it turns out my car has a car alarm that I never knew about. How about that. I went to get my car starter installed and they tell me I have an alarm that they can hook up to the starter. I like the feeling of my car being all vamped with the protecto-gear and all, but half the time when I turn on the ignition the alarm suddenly starts blaring when it shouldn't. I'm not sure if it's broken or if I'm just really stupid.

We're learning PHP in class! I know how to make blogs all by myself now! As soon as I figure out how to archive stuff monthly, I won't need Blogger anymore! *Cackles evily* "THE POWERRRR!"

I need to go to Value Village and figure out some kind of costume to wear the B-Rock's Hallows Eve party! :x I'm determined to actually put some half-hearted effort into it this year. (. . .but in return, I want LOTS of CANDY. T_T)

Mood: Lounging~

Long time no write. My bad. *Flogs herself* I shall proceed to shower my blog with interesting news, or at the least my inane ramblings, which may or may not be interesting to people who are not me.

ANYWAY.

School started up yesterday, and as it turns out I only have classes on Mondays and Tuesdays from 8:30 to 11:45. That's a big ol' lotta zilch for Wednesday to Friday, which I personally think is fab because it leaves me more free time and allows me to work more this term so I won't end up in the poorhouse. HUZZUH! I also won't have to spend money on lunches at school or run around making them in the morning before I leave. The bad end of the mossy covered stick is that I won't get to see my school friends nearly as much this year. :c So yeah, now I have the rest of this week completely off and I don't have to go to school until next Monday again~

For anyone who doesn't already know, I've started dating Mason~ He's really nice, and he's funny, and he's got some splendid geeky quirks to him, and together we make up Team Snazzy at board game nights where we pwn everyone, or in the case of last night, screw everyone over with clever subterfuge or as some people would call it, outright lies. Muh ha.

I was paid $200 for all the garden watering I did over the summer at my neighbor's, so I went out and treated myself to $200 worth of pretty clothes and equally pretty accessories~ Pant suits, shirts, shoes, purses, necklaces, oh MY! *dances*

I finished reading the final volume of Hot Gimmick and it was. . .strange. *Spoilers ahead* I was all for Ryoki and Hatsumi to end up together, but. . .but. . .I thought that if they did, it would end with Hatsumi finally getting some guts and smacking Ryoki around and giving the ol' "SHAPE UP OR SHIP OUT, JERKWAD!" and turning him around just a bit. But he's still an ass. . . What kind of messed up moral is the author trying to give everyone? GIRLS! DON'T STAND UP FOR YOURSELF, THAT'S LAME! RUN OFF AND BE HAPPY WITH THE VERBALLY AND PHYSICALLY ABUSIVE FUCKER WITH CUTE HAIR! YAAAAAAY! wtf? :x *End spoilers*

Argh. On a side note, deviantART is so excruciatingly slow tonight. . . *so much rage for dA*

Two links of awesome:
VG Cats comic #209 "Oh, I'm going to liberate the SHIT out of you." LAWL
And omg! Teenage Mutant Ninja Fucking Turtles! XD *so excited* It'll be like reliving my childhood, but in 3D animation and SO MUCH BETTER.

Mood: Happiness~

I've had an interesting weekend, full of naked women and drunk men (not necessarily together, although I left early on Friday, so who knows what went down.) Tim went to Crazy Horse to see the strippers for his birthday, so I figured what the hell and tagged along. (One of them asked me if I wanted a lap dance. LAWL) They weren't like male strippers, male strippers are just plain funny, and there's lots of gyrating over tiny flames and covering themselves in oil. Female strippers are all like, "ooh, look at me spread my legs in your face, now throw loonies at me while I lick my boob." It was funny, but in a completely different way. Mostly funny because Tracie and I played a game all night where we watched the men go into the bathroom and we counted how many came out smiling. DIRTY MEN. HANDS ABOVE THE TABLE!

Then Dan's birthday the night after, in which there was much more drinking boys involved and not so much of the nakedness. ($500 drink bill, guys. Good on you. Watching you get the bill, now that was funny.) The night was awesome though with laughing, and frolicking, and hoo ha all around. I have some memorable pictures. *clicky clicky* This next weekend is looking to be good too~

YAY! I have two days off in a row! Tomorrow is registration at NAIT, I'm hoping to see some of my friends from school. Excuse me while I rummage around to find my bus schedule.

Mood: Relaxing

Bison are freaking scary. We went camping over at Elk Island (which, contrary to the name, does not appear to contain any elk that I could see, but more so, SCARY BISON) and those things are bloody huge and just loiter everywhere on the road and STARE at you. It doesn't help that the little pamphlet they give you when you drive into the park has a list of things you shouldn't do so the bison won't attack you. WHY ARE THINGS THAT COULD ATTACK ME EVEN ALLOWED TO WANDER FREELY AROUND ON THE ROAD?! Driving past them scared the bejeezes out of me. Forget bears man, pssh. BEWARE OF BISON. On the upside, however, no spiders this time~!

And YAY, we totally frolicked about the corn maze. It was corn-filled fun. We got lost a bunch of times alone, and sometimes we got lost as a group, and SOMETIMES we got lost with a bunch of other guys who enjoyed screaming about anal probes. We also made 60 second popcorn which we ended up feeding to goats. I hope they didn't die or anything. *cough*

Oh yeah, I actually did receive my iPod on time as scheduled. I don't know where the hell it went after it's little detour to Memphis, but it's here and it's sleek and shiny and black and it's wonderful. (Though admittedly, I have yet to in fact use it yet. . .I haven't done anything which requires portable music yet. School will probably be my first real chance to break it in.) *Sits on her desk just being pretty*

I have officially paid off the rest of my schooling. It's nice knowing that I don't have to worry about any more tuition bills; it's not so nice having to have actually paid the aforementioned bill. I'm very poor right now. *sad*

HOMG. Snakes on a Plane finally coming out this week. I can't wait. It's going to ridiculously awesome. It has to be. Sammy Jackson has declared it so on my telephone. Have Mr. Jackson send a threatening phone message to someone you know! LAWL

Also, this weeks VG Cats comic is awesome. Three guess as to why. "It's Jack again, and he's done something silly!" ♥ Jubilations INDEED.