What do you get when you cross awesome ice cream with even more awesome Nestle Crunch chocolate bars? A joygasmic taste explosion in your mouth, that's what. It just goes to show third time's the charm; after our first two failed attempts at buying delicious cold treats from the new Marble Slab here in town, tonight WE FINALLY PREVAILED!!! Admittedly, there was a bit too much vanilla and not enough chocolate Crunch in my ice cream tonight, but that can be easily rectified next time with a second mixing of chocolate chips. *Throws back her head and laughs maniacally* Unfortunately, I believe that the weight of all that tasty ice cream upset my bowling game afterwards in the most horrible ways which included losing to people who claimed to suck hardcore and DID NOT. T_T

Last night I went swimming~! YAY! It's been almost two years since I've stepped foot in a pool, which is very sad because it really used to be one of my only forms of exercise. *Lazy fool* In any event, Brock, Tracie, and I flopped around in the H₂O for a couple hours; I flipped out repeatedly over the big green ball and the floaty hippos; and Tracie and I were stalked by a creepy old and very leery man. With the obvious exception of the creepy old man, fun swimming times. We need to all go to WEM this summer and frolic in the waves~ =D

Check it out, I'm so envious of this dude's 3D talent that I want to poke his eyes out with sporks. *Wants a 3D Grievous of her very own so badly it hurts* --> GTV <--

Your results:
You are Spider-Man

Spider-Man 90% Superman 70% Green Lantern 65% Wonder Woman 60% Iron Man 50% Supergirl 50% Catwoman 50% Robin 45% Hulk 45% The Flash 40% Batman 40%

You are intelligent, witty, a bit geeky and have great power and responsibility.

Click here to take the Superhero Personality Quiz

I loveth you SpiderMan~ ZOMG, one more day until the SM3 trailer should be out!!! XD *So excited to see Topher-Grace-Venom-ness*

Oh, and have I mentioned yet this summer how disgustingly hot it is outside? Yeah. Totally hot. Not fun. I did carts the other day at work and when I got inside I thought I was going to die. *Melts on the pavement* Fuck heat, man. *Punches it in the face*

1. Do you still talk to the person you had your first kiss with?
Nope.

2. What would you do with 1,000 plastic spoons?
A) Assemble a giant fifty foot tall plastic mecha who's special attack power is, suprisingly enough, shooting spoons from its palms. B) Eat lots of cake.

3. What kind of music did you listen to in elementary school?
Backstreet Boys, Disney soundtracks, Dido, Celine Dion, lots of stuff my parents listened to.

4. What is the best thing about your job?
I don't think there is any best thing about my job. I suppose the paycheck every two weeks.

5. Do you wish cell phone etiquette were required in stores?
Not really. It doesn't particularly bug me when people talk on their phones in stores.

8. Where are you going on your next vacation?
Camping up at our family cabin at the lake!

9. Quote a song lyric?
There’s a stranger speaks outside her door
Says take what you can from your dreams
Make them as real as anything
It’d take the work out of the courage

10. Are most of the friends in your life new or old?
About half and half, the oldest being from high school, and the newest being from college.

11. Do you own any furniture from Ikea?
My entire room is IKEA! *heart bubbles*

13. If you could be an animal what would you be?
Some kind of cat, ooh, or maybe a velociraptor (anatomically-incorrect Jurassic Park size, because I want to look people in the eyes before I eat them.)

14. What state/country are you from?
Alberta, Canada.

15. Tell us about the last conversation/s you had.
Chatting to my mom about tasty chocolate cake from the bakery.

16. Where do you see yourself in one month?
Camping up at my cabin~ Hopefully sipping something fruity.

17. What is your favorite smell?
Cherries, chocolate, chicken and rice.

18. What is your favorite sight?
Chocolate, my friends and family, Paris and London.

19. Do you consider yourself bi-polar?
Not really.

21. Have you ever done anything vindictive to your coworker?
o_O Not especially, no.

22. Have you ever gone to therapy?
Unfortunately, yes. Against my will, my I add. Back in Junior High.

23. Have you ever played spin the bottle?
No. :c Always wanted to though.

24. Have you ever toilet-papered someone's house?
No, I don't like petty vandilism. Lame.

25. Have you ever liked someone but never told them?
Yes, a few people. I'm a big, shy hoser.

26. Have you ever gone camping?
Yeah, I love camping. Preferably trailer camping, but I can rough it out in a tent too.

27. Have you ever had a crush on your sister's friend?
Not that I can remember. . . Oh wait, no, well, there was that sort of oggling of Jason when I first him. . . Erm. Shutting up now.

28. Have you ever been to a nude beach?
No, but I've watched a dozen hot men prance around all cute and naked on a beach during my European tour.

29. Have you ever had sex on the beach?
Not yet. Maybe some day.

30. Have you ever had a stalker?
Thankfully no.

A TOTAL ABSENCE OF QUESTION 31, OMGZ! D:

32. have you ever laughed so hard you cried?
Yes.

33. Have you ever gone to a party where you were the only sober one?
No. I'm not really a huge drinker so I never go to those types of parties.

34. Have you ever been cheated on?
No.

35. Have you ever felt betrayed by your best friend?
Yes.

36. Have you ever lied to your parents?
Of course I have.

37. Have you ever been out of the US?
Well, considering I live in Canada, I would have to yes, and fairly regularly. I've also been all over Europe.

38. Have you ever thrown up from working out?
I don't work out. ¬_¬

39. Have you ever gotten a haircut so bad that you wore a hat to cover it?
I'm not a hat girl. If I get a bad hair cut then I sulk, do what I can with it to make it look presentable, and carry on with life.

40. Have you ever eaten 3 meals from 3 different fast food places?
I don't eat fast food at all anymore, except for Arby's occasionally.

41. Have you ever gotten so wasted you can't remember the night before?
Never, and don't plan to be. I like to know what I'm doing and what I'm saying at all times.

42. Have you ever spied on someone you had a crush on?
*Sweatdrop* *Nervous laughter* I, that just, what, nooooo. . . *Heavy breathing*

43. Have you ever slept with one of your co-workers?
No. I've had a co-worker who's slept with almost everyone else though.

44. Kissed more than one person at a time?
Huh?

45. What day is it?
Friday, June 2nd, 2006.

Yesterday I went out with Chelle to WEM and purchased myself a pretty summer dress from Winners, of all places. I love it though, the bottom is all swishy when I twirl around~ X3

I've been trying to pick a favorite Dinosaur Comic, but they're all to freaking awesome so I can't. Instead, everyone should start reading them all with me. *Adds link to Regularly Visited list*

>_< I've had all this free time during summer so far and I haven't done any drawing at all yet. *Shame* I have to go doodle Grievous or something.

You won't really understand the reference unless you have properly witnessed the Nintendo64 Kid in all his wonderfully spazzy glory; either way though, it gets the point across. I am now the proud owner of bright and shiny new silver 2003 Ford Focus! YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!! XD Air conditioning, remote door-locks, anti-lock breaks, and some surprisingly expansive trunk space, my new car is very likely the sexiest/cutest thing I've ever owned. It feels like I'm driving a puffy little silver cloud of joy everywhere I go. I forgot to take some pictures of it with my digicam today, but I do have the one picture of it from the AutoTrader:

♥ New Car Love~ ♥

I'm going to ask a friend of my dad's who is an airbrusher to draw a little picture of a ninja on the side of it, because my car is simply that cool. While most of me is squealing over my new purchase, a little bit of me is feeling very sad and guilty when ever I drive up in it and see my old car sitting neglected and alone on the street. My poor Cavalier's little blinky red light that used to chirp hello to me so happily now seems very sad and depressed. . . :x You've served me well over the past four years, dear Binky. Now it's time to send you off to greener pastures. *Pat pat*

On the complete opposite side of the scale, however, I have fallen into a horrible, dingy sickness over the last few days of which I wish would very much go away and leave my nose and throat and other various sickly body parts alone. I was stupid and went to work on Monday where I nearly passed out at my till, had to be driven home, and spent the next twenty hours sleeping the not-so-much fun dizziness in my head away. -_-; I'm feeling better now, but my nose is still angry and my throat just started hurting again. *Sucks on a cherry Jolly Rancher because she despises the taste of actual throat drops*

OMGZ! Spike Joygasms. His own movie? I hope it's a lot of him being shirtless and crawling across a bed like a panther. *Salivates* I've said it once and I'll say it again, Joss Whedon is my god (and Spike is my naughty British sex kitten.)

Tomorrow Chelle and I are going shopping for a cute dress for me to wear to Rebecca's wedding~ Look at me, I've become such a horrible girlish girl. >_< *Ashamed* *Scrubs her skin with soap until it bleeds* Wash it off, wash it off! JK. I like my newfound femininity -- pink, floral, dresses, all of it.

Dirty quizzes I jacked from Seanathan's blog~

As it turns out, Brenna is aroused by ... Lime green shag carpets 'What crazy thing are you aroused by?' at QuizUniverse.com

Who isn't? Rawr. *Paw paw* *Gets fingers stuck in tangles of green shag and all the little creatures living in it start to attack her*

Your Pornstar Name is: B.J. Blue Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

I think I saw that slutty nighty at La Senza.

Brenna's sexual nickname: "Milk shop" Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

That's not sexy! *Sweatdrop* :x

I'm going to go sleep some more, or maybe make some cucumber salad. . .because cucumber salad is amazing and I'm craving it right now for some reason. . .and then maybe I'll read some more. I have so much stuff to read, but that's probably a good thing because it's only a matter of days until my new depressing $9000 car debt starts to sink in fully and I get all angsty and will need something to distract myself with.

Tally up the number of "bad things" that you've done.

1) smoked
2) consumed alcohol
3) slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex
4) slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex
5) made out with someone of the opposite sex
6) made out with someone of the same sex
7) had someone in your room of the opposite sex
8) watched porn
9) bought porn
10) done drugs
TOTAL: 6

11) taken pain killers
12) taken someone else's prescription medicine
13) lied to your parents
14) lied to a friend
15) snuck out of the house
16) done something illegal
17) cut yourself
18) hurt someone
19) wished someone to die
20) seen someone die
TOTAL: 6

21) missed curfew
22) stayed out all night
23) eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself
24) been to a therapist
25) been to rehab
26) dyed your hair
27) recieved a ticket
28) been in a wreck
29) been to a club
30) been to a bar
TOTAL: 7

31) been to a wild party
32) seen the Mardi Gras
34) had a spring break in Florida
35) sniffed anything
36) wore black nail polish
37) wore arm bands
38) wore t-shirts with band names
39) listened to rap
40) own a 50 cent cd
TOTAL: 4

41) dressed gothic
42) dressed prep
43) dressed punk
44) dressed grunge
45) stole something
46) been to drunk to remember anything
47) blacked out
48) fainted
49) had a crush on your neighbor
50) had someone sneak into your room
TOTAL: 4

51) snuck into some one else's room
52) had a crush on someone of the same sex
53) been to a concert
54) dry humped someone
55) been called a slut
56) called someone a slut
57) installed speakers in your car
58) broke a mirror
59) showered at someone of the opposites sex's house
60) brushed your teeth with someone elses toothbrush
TOTAL: 6

61) consider ludacris your favorite rapper
62) seen an R rated movie in theaters
63) cruised the mall
64) skipped school
65) had an eating disorder
66) had an injury
67) gone to court
68) walked out of a resteraunt without paying
69) caught something on fire
70) lied about your age
TOTAL: 5

71) owned an apartment
72) cheated on your boyfriend/girlfriend
73) cheated with someone
74) got in trouble with the police
75) talked to a stranger
76) hugged a stranger
77) kissed a stranger
78) rode in the car with a stranger
79) been sexually harrassed
80) been verbally harrassed
TOTAL: 2

81) met face to face with someone you met online
82) stayed online for 12 hours straight
83) talked on the phone for more than 6 hours straight
84) watched tv for 12 hours straight
85) been to a fair
86) been called a bad influence
87) cursed
88) prank called someone
89) laid in the bed with someone of the opposite sex
90) cheated on a test
TOTAL: 8

91) cheated on homework
92) held hands with someone of the opposite sex
93) been pushed into a pool
94) played pool
95) watched 5 hours of mtv straight
96) had a crush on someone 5 years older than you
97) had a crush on someone younger than you
98) wear eyeliner
99) skinny dipped
100) laughed at someone who was seriously hurt
TOTAL: 7

GRAND TOTAL: 55% Awesome. Is that good? Is that bad? *So confused*

In other news, I've officially begun my search for a new car~ I circled a bunch of nice ones in the Auto Trader, so I just have narrow it down to a couple; and then go down to the bank to get me a nice ol' line of credit so I can purchase said car and still have enough money to pay for school next year. . . *Nervous laughter* I'm aiming for a Ford Focus or maybe a Civic, I want something cute~ But it needs to be an automatic, because if it's a stick I'll have driven into a tree before you can say (insert random long word here.) If I can luck out and find something in a sparkly lime green, I think I may just die. ♥

No other news. :x

But for the mean time, school is officially over! YAYAYAYAYAY! *Hand flail* This excites me to no end, you have no possible idea. In light of the sudden total absence of school as of late, I probably should have posted earlier, but I've been too busy lounging around doing dick all, so you know, what are you gonna do. I also don't really have anything spectacularly exciting to report either, but I'll try to think of something, or at least make some stuff up.

I'm psyched for Saturday, in which we're all gathering together in a giant orgy mass for LaserQuest. I plan to rain some hellish LaserQuest doom on at least a couple people who have never played before and thus are worse than me; and if all else fails, I have a plan B which basically involves locking on the first random child I see roaming about the maze and following him around and shooting him for the entire game, so I can score some respectable point-age so I can avoid looking like a complete noob.

We've also begun planning a camping trip to the cabin for the Canada Day weekend in June/July, which is equally exciting. Hopefully the water won't be green and algae-covered. >_o

OMGZ they're opening a Marble Slab in St. Albert! XD It's probably not going to be the most healthy or money-saving thing that's happened to me, especially since it's right by the bus station so I could, in theory, buy five dollar ice cream every day after school. ¬__¬

So I've been seriously considering the option of buying a new car. My poor little Cavalier needs so many repairs and is so rust-eaten thanks to my years of horrible car-neglect, it's almost more worth my money to just bite the bullet and buy something new that my dad won't have to fix something on every couple of weeks. The only reason I haven't already is because I really don't want to take out student loans next year for school. . . >_< WHY IS MY PROGRAM SO HIDEOUSLY EXPENSIVE?! *Cries*

I was tagged by my sister to do this a long time ago, but I kept forgetting to post it. Hopefully everyone I know are lesser slackers than I. Anyhoo, the first player of this "game" starts with the topic "5 Guilty Pleasures" and people who get tagged need to write an entry about their 5 Guilty Pleasures as well as state this rule.

1. Buying chocolate cake/cookies/brownies/anything and sneaking it upstairs to hide in my room so I don't have to share it with anyone.
2. Reading my favorite chapters of fan fiction over again instead of doing homework.
3. Tuning into the last five minutes of Trading Spaces just to see the before and after versions of the renovated rooms.
4. Watching the "Next Time On (Insert show title here)" and/or movie trailer previews. Also, spoilers. Books, movies, shows, whatever. I want to know absolutely everything before it happens! XD
5. Wearing dressy shoes, not for how they look or match my outfit, but because I like the clik-claky sound they make on the floor.

Aaaaaand. . .I tag Lancalot, Melissa, Seanathan, and anyone else who actually updates their blog. Gooooo. . .NOW.

It's official, this girl is my god. Grievous & the Peeps.

Also, improveverywhere.com for anyone who has some time to kill (lots of reading, but really funny.)

So even after reading all the horrible movie reviews for it in the newspapers, Lance and I went to see Ultraviolet last night. The tempting lure of the very sight and concept of Matrix-like space ninjas from the previews made it simply impossible to resist, because really, how can you possibly go wrong with ninjas? Much less, space ninjas? And so we went in to the theatre optimistic, or at the very least, figuring it would be one of those movies that would be so bad that it was actually awesome; you know, like the Godzilla movies. . .or Star Wars. *Fanboys pelt her to death with Boba Fett bobbleheads* In that respect, Ultraviolet managed to EXCEED ALL OF OUR HORRIBLE, WORDLY EXPECTATIONS.

Examples of the running commentary which ensued:
"Why do the ninjas shatter like they're made of glass?! Why are her clothes and hair changing color?! How is she defying gravity, and what does it have to do with the miniature exploding sun on her belt?! (Better yet, Lance, WHY DO YOU KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT?!) WTF, the virus makes you a fucking vampire?! Why does everyone have fangs except her until the last five minutes of the movie?! OMGZ, random Japanese yakuza! Holy shit, where did they get the flaming swords?! "You got Hemophage blood on me. It is on."

We laughed the entire way through. It was two free movie tickets well spent.

Now for something else funny. VG Cats #188. So horribly, horribly, gruesomely funny. . . =D

I'm starting to hone my newfound Magic skillz. (You know, for a big noob anyway. So that is to say I still suck. But at least I understand what my cards mean.) YAY, MAGIC!

I'd just like to express how much I love how the creators of Penny Arcade, who have been long-devoted PC users, are now literally joygasming in their pants about how much they love their new iMacs. It just goes to show, we can eventually convert anyone. We're like the Borg. "Resistance is futile." *Shoots herself in the head for making a Star Trek joke.*

Speaking of which:

Which PA character are you?

Right on. Well. . .except for the pie part. . .

So I finally received my #86 Insider magazine in the mail with the Grievous articles in it that I've been nearly killing furry kittens in excitement to read. They were sadly disappointing. I think I pretty much saw the big let down coming when the article started out with: "Once upon a time. . ." =_= No new pictures, just redrawn versions of the promotional images -- not even a glimpse of an unmasked Kaleesh. No Kaleesh cultural or species information. Nothing in-depth about Grievous' family.

Worst of all, it was written like a bad fan fiction. They went so low as to give Grievous a female Mary Sue warrior comrade who died tragically years ago, like all Mary Sue's do, in which Qymaen mourns for forever and a day and renames himself "Grievous" because he is destined to "grieve forever" over the loss of her. OMG. Gag me. They turned him from such a incredibly interesting, three-dimensional character with so much potential to give a good story to; and made him your boring, run-of-the-mill, angsty brute. All of the official SW writers must take lessons from George Lucas himself or something. I think a little part of my soul was just raped and left to die. What a way to completely ruin a good character. For the first time in my fangirly life, I'm choosing to flat out ignore the canon material and stick with Heimchen's version. (Speaking of which, whenthehellisshegoingtoupdateOMG.)

That was my rant. I'm done now. Moving on. . .

Hmm. Actually, I can't think of anything else interesting to note. Ooh, except that my birthday is in one month and we're going to go to Yuk Yuks again and I'm going to book the entire weekend off and YAY! *Deep breath*

Shit, and my archives are still not fucking updating. I actually went through the trouble of adding them manually to the list, and now they've disappeared again. WTF. Anyone out there have any idea what the hell is going on?