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Okay, now that’s just unnatural.
A pretty neutral dayI went out with my sister and mother this week to see the infamous Puppetry of the Penis, and I have to say that frankly I'm beginning to doubt all your guys' cringing and whining about the pain of getting kicked in the balls when you can twist, stretch, and contort your genitals to the degree that these two men did with ease. D: It was amazing and horrifying at the same time, with emphasis on tricks such as the Snail, the Pelican, and... *shudder* Kentucky Fried Chicken. I'd be interested in knowing how many of the men who allow themselves to be dragged to PotP go home and immediately try out some of the "installations" for themselves. Brings a whole new meaning to the concept of "playing with yourself".
Kudos goes out to my sister this week -- she managed to summarize the whole and entire subject range of my Twittering and compile them into a comprehensive, easy to read pie chart:
It is, sad to say, a fairly accurate representation. -_-; As a result, over the past few days I have become an increasingly self-conscience tweeter.
And oh god, after years of constant willpower I'm starting to read fanfiction again. It's like horribly addictive fandom crack and I'm trying to keep it to small quantities. Save me before I fall off the edge of the world and am never heard from again.
OOOoooOOOooo! Which fandom?
Read Twilight then you will realize just how bad that level of writing is so you will stop reading fanfiction. Actually aparently there is a parody book called Nightlight that is suppose to be funny for anyone who has read it.... I have not read Twilight so I would not get the jokes.
I'm stuck in my basement with mice (well the mice are upstairs ...I hope) but I can hear them. It's making me crazy.
Hey your icon... I was thinking why is it that the girl from that movie is never included when you see the Disney girls? It's always the mermaid, Jasmine... snow person.. whatever there names are. But never her. Hmmmmmm.
I'm guessing none of the things they did involved rapid and forceful compression of their gonads.
I was kicked quite forcefully in the genitals when I was about 10 or 11. My urethra was crushed and I could not pee for a week. Have you ever not peed for a week? It's horrible. I resent that comment as much as I resent the fucker that kicked me.
@Chelle: Batman, specifically Joker and/or Harley fic. I'm more or less reading the stuff from one author I know of and then going through her favorite fics because I'm too lazy to wade through FF.net myself. =_=;
@Coleen: It's very true, reading Twilight -- which regrettably I have -- isn't much different than a very badly written fanfiction. I haven't heard of this Nightlight thing, but it's probably hilarious.
Poor Jane. She's never included with the Disney Princesses simply because she's not a princess. But I think that's crap because Mulan is considered a Disney princess and she wasn't royal blood at all. She didn't even marry a prince or anything. :P I love Jane, she's by far the best Disney heroine ever. "And Daddy... they took my boot!"
@Graham: There was some. The Hamburger for instance heavily involved manipulation of the testicles, though I guess not to the extent of getting nailed by a well-aimed knee or anything. Mostly the penis and the scrotum though.
@Lance: :x Some times I'm really extra glad I'm not a man. ^^;