Beware the CAPSLOCK BEARS. …Maybe.

Wednesday, May 20, 2009 -- 9:23 pm
Mood: 07 Yum~ Just ate the best cheddar cheese perogies EVAH

While we were camping this past weekend we were given a copy of the Wabamun rules and warnings which included a note about wildlife to watch out for, emphasizing in particular "BEARS".

o_O

Well see, now we're just confused. Are these bears abnormal in some way? Are they actually ferocious man-eating bunnies that you like to pass off as bears? Or maybe park rangers dressed up in cheap bear suits in an effort to catch us off guard breaking the May Long liquor ban? They obviously pose a possible threat of some sort since you went out of your way to wield the PWR OF TEH CAPSLCK. Were the ambiguous air quotes really necessary? Now we can't tell whether it's a legitimate warning or an inside joke on behalf of the campground clerical staff that we're not in on. Or perhaps some idiots still do not understand that quotation marks ≠ emphasis.

I just finished My Sister's Keeper by Jodi Picoult and I think it's the closest I've ever come to actually crying reading a book. The ending was... just... *anguished little noise* For fear of spoiling the story (which apparently I very often do unintentionally -- sorry!) you should just take me at my word when I say the book is amazingly good and you should all go read it now.

I started watching the first few episodes of Batman Beyond and it manages to fill the little empty hole that BtAS left after finishing off the final season. It's much darker than the original series... Watching the first episode suddenly makes the whole scene in Revenge of the Joker where Terry descends down into the graffitied Batcave so much more gut wrenching. D: Also, I don't know whether it's just because he's crotchety and old in this series or not, but Bruce is much more of a dick sometimes in BB. "Bring back the suit." "No!" *Beep* "GAAAA!" ^^; (Oh Batman, disgruntled and wrinkly as you may be, we still love you.)

On a reverse note, does anyone else cringe at how often Batman says "chum" in the older comics? I realize the character has changed a lot since over the years, but it's very... un-Batsy compared to today's modern Batman who's much more broody and much less... bromancey. Look at him, he smiling too much! It's unnerving. Like ol' Brucie's trying to throw you off and at any moment he's going to whirl around and punch you in the face when you're not expecting it. (Or rape you if you're Robin.)

"Come on, chum. Let's go home... and 'go to bed'." *Grins and swings off into the sunset.*

Suuure.

"Nickie" says:
May 20th, 2009 -- 9:43 pm

Dont forget I want to borrow my sisters keeper! If youre playing munchkin board game friday, bring it to Brock! It might be a few weeks before you get it back because I just picked up the new Chuck Palahniuk book that I've been waiting oh so patiently for.

sarah woo says:
May 20th, 2009 -- 9:50 pm

now you just need to read "time traveler's wife" if you haven't already. it's a long one but it WILL make you cry. and it's wonderful.

Brenna says:
May 20th, 2009 -- 9:54 pm

@ Airquote Nickie: I'll try to remember to bring the book on Friday. Take as long as you need with it, it's really good~

@ Sarah: I've heard a lot of good things about that one too, I'll have to pick it up from the library next time I go.

Lance says:
May 20th, 2009 -- 11:35 pm

Speaking of Batman, Brenna read Kingdom Come immediately.

Brenna says:
May 21st, 2009 -- 8:59 am

Roger that. I've added it to my list~

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