Further poking with sharp sticks.

Thursday, October 23, 2008 -- 12:50 pm
Mood: 09 Lunch time. Craving my Oreo Cakesters.

If you're like me and after reading Twilight now refuse to touch the rest of the series that follows (for fear of brain melting), check out these recaps of books 2, 3, and 4's fuckwittery, simply to justify that you're not missing anything remotely worth while. In the words of the reviewer, they're LOLarious. *Steals fabulous word* You will blanch with horror at the so-extra-special badness of Breaking Dawn chapter 18. "THERE ARE NO WORDS FOR THIS" indeed.

Also a concise and amusing catalog of Twilight FAILS, funny because it's so true.

On a different note, I am so excited for next week's episode of House. Gregorz and Cuddy, getting it on~ I demand hot Hugh Laurie face-suckage. :3

Okay and I occasionally venture into the User Art forum here at work, and I've got to say... Kids have a weird impression of art these days -- it's very disturbing. No lie, most of the things in there scare the shit out of me. Then again these are the same individuals who are calling chapter 18 of Breaking Dawn "beautiful". D:

October 23rd, 2008 -- 1:33 pm

Then again these are the same individuals who are calling chapter 18 of Breaking Dawn "beautiful".


amy says:
October 23rd, 2008 -- 2:07 pm

Hah, I only made it halfway through that book and my brain already hurts.

Brenna says:
October 23rd, 2008 -- 2:14 pm

@ Chelle: IT'S TRUE. I read a post by a girl saying that that chapter was her favorite chapter of all the books! She thought it was amazing and so well done! *Drowns self in bathtub*

@ Amy: PUT THE BOOK DOWN. It may not be too late to save yourself. Burn it, it's the only way to cleanse yourself completely.

Amanda says:
October 24th, 2008 -- 11:12 pm

Haha, I wish this book didn't take itself seriously.

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