Mood: Disappointed, crest-fallen, and cursing the heavens.

(Warner Home Video, I'm looking in your direction.)

You suck. Or more specifically, your special features suck. Ergo it's all your fault. One lousy featurette? One? And it's about The Debate? You missed the most important long-awaited in-depth tell-all documentary about the Josh-Donna love adventure! It's not like you didn't have time to make one, it was seven freaking years in the making! SEVEN YEEEEEAAAAARS! *Raises fists to sky and denounces the almighty whatever from high atop the thing*

You couldn't even afford us the diginity of a series wrap-up featurette of some kind. Not even one single teeny tiny easter egg. *Sniff*

You dropped the ball. It was in your greedy little corporate hands and you fumbled and dropped it like a greased monkey and it exploded into greasy little bits all over the game field. I would write an indignant letter only I don't know where to send it to. And it would probably include a dead puppy.

*Sulks*