LOL-ingCranky Drug-Addicted Doctor: "I know you quit your job because I refused to date you, but now I want you to come back even though I still don't want to date you."
Irritating Care Bear Female Doctor: "Nevar!" *Heart bubbles*
Cranky Drug-Addicted Doctor: "I will give you gold, I will give you pretty cars, I will let you park in the handicapped parking spaces right by the doors. What reasonable bargaining will it take? Please bare in mind that I still do not want to date you in any way."
Irritating Care Bear Female Doctor: "Date me! I don't care care if you don't like me for who I am and will never love me in return, fool! I'm desperate! Self-respect is highly over-rated! Now take me out to a romantic dinner and let me hump your sexy sexy crippled leg!"
Cranky Drug-Addicted Doctor: ". . . . ."
Cranky Drug-Addicted Doctor: "These are acceptable terms."
Irritating Care Bear Female Doctor: *HUMP HUMP HUMP HUMP*
Most. Ridiculous. Episode. Ending. Ever.
As sexy as the concept is of House getting sweaty and naked and kissy with anyone -- and hilarious as the concept is of the possible restaurant scenes to follow in which I can only hope House will be appear adorably awkward and out of his element -- that anyone being Cameron is just weird, and I hope this whole absurd and slightly teeth-grating subplot doesn't carry over into season two.
If he's shagging anyone it should be Cuddy, god dammit. At least she dislikes him as much as he dislikes the rest of the world.
[ /END FANGIRL JIBBERING ]
Sorry, I lied. Simply have to point out that this avatar almost makes me pee myself laughing. LAWLAWL
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