Yes, it's true, and it's very sad. My Chelley has moved out on her own, far far away in the deep dark depths of Edmonton and leaving very little in her room for me to remember her by. *Teardrop* *Mopes alone in the bare little room and tries to remember what her loving sister looks like* Plans to go over and prance around with her in her fancy new apartment last night got kiboshed, so I'm hitching a ride with Dad on Tuesday in which we shall hang many a curtain and pretty picture on the apartment walls~

Mason and I went to the Valley Zoo this weekend~! *dances* GASP, and Melissa, they had red pandas! They are very possibly even cuter in real life than they are in pictures. They look like stuffed animals. XD omg, RED PANDA ASS IN YOUR FACE! I would call the one in the back Mr. Mistoffelees~ Ha ha ha, and we've decided that Mason is my degu~ *draws cute little pictures on the balcony door with markers*

I also won at poker the other night! Well. . .I won. . .but technically Mason, Dan, and Mike all on separate occasions pretty much helped me win. I am a instinctively a timid poker player. . .a seven of hearts and king of spades before the flop -- DO I FOLD?! DO I STAY IN?! OMG I CAN'T DECIIIIIIIDE! I am determined once day to win completely on my own one day though! *DETERMINATION*

ARGH, they changed my school schedule to Tuesdays and Wednesdays on me with all of two dick all days of notice beforehand! *Rages and stomps about* I think if I have to go to Carolina one more time at work to tell her I have to change my availability, she's going to implode and claw my eyes out with a spoon.

I'm seeing Suicide Girls tonight with Tracie, Brock, Tim, and Adam. No doubt there will be an abundance of topless women. On a scale of 1 to 10 of awkwardness, I'm thinking this will be somewhere around a 7.

And let's spin the big Wheel O' Links to see what we have for today:

Elmo. Now possessed by Satan! Oh. My. God. What are they corrupting todays youth with? That thing's having a seizure!

The Lion King in ten minutes. It's like a train wreck. . .or a naked midget covered in chocolate. . .you want to look away but YOU CAN'T! I like how the lions look like cars. I also like how the artist is high on helium.