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Tuesday, July 4, 2006 -- 10:48 pm
Mood: Relaxed

Camping was awesome! . . .With the exception of ALL THE UNSTOPPABLE HORDES OF SPIDERS! (WASH OFF THE NATURE, WASH IT OFF! WRAAAAAAAAAA!!! *Scrubs with soap until she bleeds*) I have never seen that many spiders in the span of three days, I kid you not. My only saving grace was that Lindsey had an ultimately cool bug zapper which I ended up toting around everywhere I went like King Author to his Excalibur. Either way though, the last day felt like I was about to have a heart attack, there were too many of them EVERY SINGLE PLACE YOU LOOKED. *spasm* Never again. Spider-infestations aside, the weekend was kick ass and I have two whole disposable cameras full of memorable and more than few very embarrassing pictures to remember it by. (Manlove! Fireworks! Underwear! "DERBURGER!") Just next time, you know, let's go to a bug-free hotel.

For anyone who hasn't seen it, Mandi, Julie, and I did a commercial for Glarkware.com this year for a school project, sent it to the owner of the online store, and he loved it and totally put it online. Vance, you played a wonderfully awesome asshole. *Gives you an Oscar trophy shaped like Batman* So here's some shameless product endorsement for Glarkware's Urban Asshole Notification Cards.

ZOMG, sexy Johnny Depp pirate-ness in THREE DAYS! YaaaaaAAAAAAAAY! *Squirm squirm*

And I finally posted an actual picture of me on my profile page. It's the most recent one I had, and hey, I'm wearing my pretty dress in it, yaaaaaAAAAAAAAY! All right, I'm done now.

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