Mood: Savvy

First off:

Hot, lusty face-suckage.

See, I told you, amazingly hot. I just had to reinforce that, because I don't think I gushed enough in my last post. Who else is all hot and bothered now?

Speaking of the good captain, Tracie brought me back an awesome bumper sticker from her vacation that says "I ♥ CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW". It made me squeal with joy, and I've put it up in my room~ She also gave me cute chibi mummy phone strap which lights up with sparkly colors when my cell phone rings. I have no idea what feat of technological engineering makes this possible, but I choose not to care and instead simply be entranced with the sparkly lights~ XD

So I have this gig for a couple months where I'm watering one of my neighbor's gardens while they're away on holidays, and I was out in their backyard the other day going about it when suddenly I become very aware that the neighbors in the house next-door are having loud, obnoxious sex. I can't see anything (thankfully) but jeezes, you can hear everything loud and clear through their window; and I'm standing there with the spray bottle trying to mist the moss basket while also trying to pry my ears off with my fingernails to block the sound of the 50-something year old neighbors going at it like bunnies right over the fence. It was a very awkward and scarring experience. My dad laughed his ass off when I told him, so I've decided I'm sending him my future therapy bills.

I'm off to the mall to find myself a cute skirt~