We have the technology. . . We can make you stronger, type faster, drive better, tie your shoes more efficiently~ Deliver us from the shackles of the cast and be REBORN!

*Runs around flailing her arm about* MUA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! *So happy*

What a splendid birthday present on this birthday-est days of birthdays. DOUBLE DECADE BIRTHDAY, that is! I don't feel twenty. Or if I do, it feels a lot like nineteen, and the same as eighteen, and seventeen. . . And I know that despite the fact that the "teen" bit is officially dropped now it will not stop my mom from still calling me "kiddo." So yeah, not much new for the big 2 - 0.

Since my entire family abandoned me today for assorted work, bowling, or Arrogant Worms concert related activities, I did all my birthday celebrations yesterday. Chelley got me a FREAKING CHIBI GAARA PHONESTRAP and it's so freaking cute I think I'm going to DIE. *Jingles her cellphone back and forth where Gaara dances in all of his chibified glory and explodes the world* She also gave me a $40.00 gift certificate to Warp 1, which I am trying to muster up the energy today to drive down to to buy manga love. And Mom and Dad bought me my drawing tablet, so now I can draw and color on the computer without being burdened by archaic utensils like pencils and paper! Maybe I might even try Oekaki now~ *Claws at all the pretty drawings online* Yesterday was also Yuk Yuks with the gang, which was freaking awesome, and full of dirty sex jokes that made me laugh my ass off. Yuk Yuks is definitely going to be something I try to make a more regular thing because it happies me. Then we all went back to amass like an amoeba-like clump in my basement for chocolate cake shaped things and games. Chris gave me two more Christopher Moore books that I've wanted, The Lust Lizard of Melancholy Cove and Practical Demonkeeping that I've heard are as awesome as Lamb; I got the first manga volumes of both Othello and Girl Got Game from Jenny, as well as a funky bracelet, and of course chocolate which I can always count on my James-kun to fill my addiction for; and Brock gave me a mooshie like the snowman I love to death so much at his house, and it sits on my bed and is splendid and so very mooshable while I'm watching TV, muh HA.

I engaged in all manner of birthday festivities yesterday and thus have diddily to do today, so in honor of my turning one year older today, I slept in late and made myself a gigantanormous breakfast with hashbrowns and bacon and eggs all wrapped in together in a tortilla-shell of happy. I haven't decided what to do for the rest of the day, like mused before, maybe I'll head to Warp 1, or maybe just watch lots of Invader Zim. "ZIIIIM! Don't use the time machine, love ZIIIIM!"

Gwaaa. . .and I just realized Carolina booked me for a supervisor shift on Tuesday the same time as one of my Grant MacEwan classes. . . *Flail* I need the money so bad but I've also already paid for this class. . . *Anguish. So torn.* T-T