The woes the world faces...
Music: Switchfoot - Ment to Live
Mood: Ponderious





Hahah now you can all see the future as it is ment to be! I knew I would be called Empress by people other then myself one day.

The World Is MINE! by Demonac
Name:
You will conquer:	the Entire Internet (except for Al Gore).
Your title will be:	Emperor/Emperess
You will succeed by:	Single combat (personally walk in there and wipe them out one-by-one).
Your Enforcers will be:	Storm Troopers (from Star Wars).
Your first act as ruler:	Invest in invincible battle armor for yourself (think Iron Man).
(What happened after)	Try "The World Was Yours! What Happened?" MEME to find out!
Created with quill18's MemeGen 2.0!

And after that enlightening moment, you can experence my horrible downfall (Dahm)!

The World Was Yours! What Happened??? by Demonac
Name
Abused your power by	Adding a new surtax on beer
Until	your national football team
...	Deposed you in a bloodless coup: all-smothering.
And adding insult to injury	A rash of suicide bombings in your name shows that the very dumbest people are still on your side. Sigh.
But now, after all that, you are	working as a consultant for Microsoft.
(How did you conquer?)	Try "The World Is MINE!" MEME to find out!
Created with quill18's MemeGen 2.0!

Oh well being a Microsoft consultant wouldn't be so bad, I would be in league with the un-holy forces for the world and you thus conrol a great deal of the undead forces and stock market. Why rule with an Iron fist when you can have millions of flesh molding underling to take it over for you?
Anyways got to jet I'm being picked up by a car full of hormone controled boys, who will all group me before we get the Jazzie's.
Bush Quote: "See, we love-we love freedom, That's what they didn't understand. They hate things; we love things. They act out of hatred; we don't seek revenge, we seek justice out of love." First off when i here the words justice out of love I think Sailor moon, then have distrubing imagry for Bush in a Japanese school girl outfit. And secondly they act out of hatred cause you KILLED everything they LOVED in the country by bombing them.

Men don't beat around the bush, figuratively at least...
Music: Trapt - Echo
Mood: Shy




I Just had a phone conversation as follows: *Phone rings* *Coleen stumbles off couch where she was passed out and crawls to phone* "*Grumble grumble* Yeah what?"
Jazzie: "Olla sleepy head!"
Coleen: "*Grunt*"
Jazzie: "So do you work tonight?"
Coleen: "Arg, I just got off work, midnights! Midnight's Jazzie!"
Jazzie: "Good good, how about Ringette, no practice or games?"
Coleen: "I leave tomorrow for a Ringette tournament of course I don't have a game tonight"
Jazzie: "Well aren't we Mrs Bitchy woman, tut tut"
Coleen: "Ulgh *Crawls back to couch* Three day's of midnight shifts and no sleep will do that to a person"
Jazzie: "Meh anyways so Jay and ALEX want to do something with us tonight, oh and John (Her boyfriend) do you want to come out?"
Coleen: "Jay and ALEX?"
Jazzie: "Oh yes, and maybe John but it's looking doubtful"
Coleen: "Yes yes but why the enunciation?"
Jazzie: "Well Jay called me up and was like 'You and Coleen have to do something with us tonight' and I was like 'oh really' and he was like 'Yeah Al wants to hit on Coleen and he thinks the best way to go about that is through you'"
Coleen: "*Burst's into laughter*"
Jazzie: "I think I'm going to cry my self to sleep now, I'm so used."

Ah the Bluntness of men, it never fails to shock the female population. But yes I sense good being hit on time's ahead and look forward to it fully. In the mean time though I have to clean my room before Mother goes homicidal and kills me for being insolent this whole time.
Bush Quote: "I understand that the unrest in the Middle East creates unrest throughout the region." *Falls off chair* Silly Bush the Middle east is a region.... *Shake head* -Washington D.C; March 13, 2002